What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 06:10
No go.
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No way
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How can she get her mouth taped shut? She should not have freedom of speech.